So there’s another Net neutrality hearing today. I’m beginning to think we’ll have to endure one every week for the rest of time. Anyway, today’s took place in the Senate Commerce Committee and it featured the testimony of 1980s TV star Justine Bateman, who was in the sitcom “Family Ties.”
Before I get to the “substance” of her arguments, I have to say that celebrity testimony has long been a fascination of mine. Whenever a celebrity or pop star shows up in the hollowed halls of Congress, the collective knees of lawmakers simply melt like butter as they fawn over them and all rush to get snapshots and autographs for their office walls.
It would be tough for me to single out my favorite celebrity testimony moment. Kim Basinger on banning animal research? Meryl Streep on banning Alar? Kevin Richardson of the Backstreet Boys on coal and water regulation? While those were all certainly great moments in the history of our republic, my favorite celebrity testimony of all-time had to be from 1993, when Sheri Lewis and her sock puppet “Lamb Chop” testified in favor of the Children’s Television Act, a law regulating educational TV programming. What made is so special was not that Ms. Lewis testified alone. Lamb Chop testified too! I wish I had the video of that to post here. I mean, there was a woman with a hand in a sock making it talk to elected members of Congress… and they were listening. Awesome.
Anyway, if you ever want to read a fun paper about the softball treatment these celebs get when they go up to the Hill to impart their wisdom on the masses, you’ll want to check out Harry Strine’s “Your Testimony Was Splendid: The Treatment of Celebrities and Non-Celebrities in Congressional Hearings.” After studying celebrity testimony over the past few decades, Strine concluded that:
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