Realistic Resolutions for the New Year

by on January 3, 2008 · 0 comments

I’m tired of making new year resolutions that I can’t live up to. So, this year I’ve decided to set some realistic goals for myself so I can feel better about my accomplishments at year’s end. Thus, in 2008, I resolve to…

* drink more beer;

* eat plenty of fatty junk foods;

* play more video games;

* and waste even more time online surfing eBay and reading nerdy tech policy blogs.

OK, now I need to get busy living up to these goals. I feel good about my chances. I’m cracking open a Newcastle Nut Brown Ale right now and getting ready to sit down in front of the TV to play some Xbox with my kids. I think we’re splitting a bag of Doritos for dinner. Happy New Year!

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