Let’s give thanks for the miracle of the modern Internet, which makes darn near any bit of fine literature or obscure doggerel available at our fingertips. A case in point: My search for Larry the Cable Guy’s “The Story of the First Thanksgiving as Told by my Drunk Grandpa” immediately returned a readable link:
Grandpa’s Thanksgiving Story Lyrics
Please do not click on that if you are offended by crude or politically incorrect humor. Oops, too late!
Happy Thanksgiving!