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Adam Thierer

Aliens Love Firefox Too!

Crop circles prove it!

(Note: For the record, I do not believe extraterrestrials are visiting Earth).

September 7, 2008 | Comments |

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Richard Bennett 2 months ago 1 point
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It's time for the cover-up to cease:

WASHINGTON - A space alien who stunned the world by revealing that
five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 1992 dropped another
bombshell when he met with President Bill Clinton in the White House just
days ago -- and named seven more senators who hail from distant planets!

And far from denying the extraterrestrial's allegations, Senators Phil
Gramm, Dennis DeConcini, John D. Rockefeller IV, Bennett Johnston,
Howell Heflin, Christopher Dodd, and William S. Cohen conceded that
"the time is right to make our true identities known."

"Senators John Glenn, Orrin Hatch, Nancy Kassebaum, Sam Nunn, and
Alan Simpson came out of the alien closet two years ago and now we find
that seven more senators are not from Earth," said author and UFO expert
Nathaniel Dean, who identified the first group of space alien senators in a
news conference that made international headlines in November 1992.

"The implications," he continued, "are almost beyond comprehension. For
one thing, we now know that the destiny of the most powerful nation on
Earth is being shaped and guided by entities who aren't even human.

Weekly World News.

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Berin Szoka 2 months ago 1 point
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Notice how carefully Adam cabins his disclaimer: "I do not believe extraterrestrials are visiting Earth." Very cagey, Adam. Let me guess: the aliens built the pyramids, right?

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Richard Bennett 2 months ago 1 point
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It all depends on what the meaning of "are" is.

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Adam Thierer 2 months ago 1 point
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I certainly could be wrong given this evidence:

http://peoplewholooklikealiens.tumblr.com

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cordblomquist 2 months ago 1 point
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This is clearly a desperate attempt to fend off the juggernaut that is Google Chrome.

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Kyle 'Sinbad' Stone 2 months ago 1 point
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This is history in the making. I am the creator of PeopleWhoLookLikeAliens. I can't believe we have one fan!!!

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