Last Mile Problem SOLVED!

Not so fast, the Sewer Line Providers will begin complain of lost revenue from the unauthorized freeriders impinging on sewer capacity.

Where is the DCMA on this?

would that it were...

I still use an outhouse, so this won't work for me.

Those of use without modern toilets are becoming more and more disenfranchised from the rest of the population.

There is an interesting background to this gag that tends not to be noticed: it was a specific attack on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, especially Tom Ammiano, who this time last year were trying to suggest that a city-owned fiber optic network in sewer lines would be preferable to a private wireless network. It was a pretty hilarious and audacious thing for a company to do, to just mock a regulator it had business in front of.

Probably has a better chance of working than most the muni wi-fi projects underway right now.

... but this was already introduced this time last year!