My side of the network neutrality debate may have resorted to paid astro-spam commenters to get their point across, but as far as I know, no regulation opponents have stooped to writing a cheesy song about the issue:
Three singer/songwriters met at a Los Angeles recovery center for those suffering from internet-related anger issues. How could Congress vote to destroy one of the only good things left in America? This made no sense! How could so few people be enraged? What were people doing to keep network neutrality the law of the land?