First Thing We Do Let’s Fire All The Lawyers

by on March 2, 2005

No one ever said there wouldn’t be losers from the planned MCI-Verizon merger. Among the most hard-hit, apparently, will be lawyers. The Legal Times reported recently that the merged firm is expected to “slash” its legal team, which includes 357 in-house attorneys, plus countless others in outside firms. The carnage might not stop there, as the Times quotes one lawyer saying: “Every firm that has a telecom practice is going to get squeezed.”

One problem is that, in addition to the normal sort of legal work any firm has, telecom companies have long devoted enormous resources litigating and lobbying against each other. MCI has been especially lawyer-dependent, with much of its business plan since 1996 dependent upon regulatory largesse. With this year’s mergers, that industry civil war may be be over, or at least be less intense. That’s good news for consumers–as the industry may actually be able to focus on serving customers rather than legal papers.

The heart breaks, however, for the JD’s that might be left behind. Perhaps an EsquireAid concert could be organized…

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