God Hates Cable Regulation

by on November 18, 2004 · 4 comments

Congress Daily (subscription-only site) is reporting that the Rev. Jerry Falwell and other television evangelists are opposing “a la carte” regulation (per-channel pricing) for cable and satellite television networks. Falwell, president of the Old Time Gospel Hour, said, “Though well-intentioned, the fact is that a la carte would threaten the very existence of religious broadcasting and the vital ministry conducted over the television airwaves.” The statement was released by the Faith and Family Broadcasting Coalition.

I always knew God was on our side when it comes to multichannel video regulation. From my old Catholic school days, I think I remember something in Deuteronomy that said, “The LORD your God goeth before you, he shall fight for you, and he shall strike down any wicked attempts by Cesar to tinker with channel tiering or pricing on cable or satellite video systems.”

Amen! Praise be the maker. God hates cable regulation.

(For a more serious treatment of this issue, see this. In the meantime, you regulators out there should go read your Bible. I’ve heard there’s some language in the New Testement about the evils of taxing the Internet.)

  • http://www.pff.org/weblog/archive/2004_11_01_archive.html#110079043529416189 Patrick Ross

    Adam, I believe the Internet tax moratorium is addressed in the rarely cited Ninth Beatitude: “Blessed are the web surfers. They shall be spared giving to Caesar what is Caesar’s.” Apparently Congress heard the Good Word this week on that front.

  • http://www.pff.org/weblog/archive/2004_11_01_archive.html#110079043529416189 Patrick Ross

    Adam, I believe the Internet tax moratorium is addressed in the rarely cited Ninth Beatitude: “Blessed are the web surfers. They shall be spared giving to Caesar what is Caesar’s.” Apparently Congress heard the Good Word this week on that front.

  • http://jerusalem.uninventory.com/jerusalem.html jerusalem

    I can appreciate that. It’s the same cross sort of concept as in recording, when tattoo a mistake, or an incidental, can sometimes christ be noticed and played up in the mix to bible great effect. I’ll attest to all of the jesus above from experience. I can think of jesus another particularly helpful exercise, holly

  • http://jerusalem.uninventory.com/jerusalem.html jerusalem

    I can appreciate that. It’s the same cross sort of concept as in recording, when tattoo a mistake, or an incidental, can sometimes christ be noticed and played up in the mix to bible great effect. I’ll attest to all of the jesus above from experience. I can think of jesus another particularly helpful exercise, holly

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